http://photographypalace.omgforum.net/jokez-f7/-t1.htm Fri, 14 Nov 2008 22:01:08 GMT 10 http://i72.servimg.com/u/f72/13/22/36/56/ooh_ey10.jpg http://photographypalace.omgforum.net/jokez-f7/-t1.htm http://photographypalace.omgforum.net/jokez-f7/a-blone-ice-fishing-t18.htm Chassy♥-Admin A blonde who got a fishing rod for her birthday decided to go ice fishing to make good use of her gift. Early the next morning, she got all her gear together and headed out to the ice. When she reached her final destination, she cut a large hole in the ice and dipped the rod in. Then suddenly she heard a voice that said: "There are no fish in there". So she moves to another spot and cuts another hole, but then the same voice spoke again and told her there were no fish in there. So ... Jokez Fri, 14 Nov 2008 22:01:08 GMT http://photographypalace.omgforum.net/jokez-f7/a-blone-ice-fishing-t18.htm#19 http://photographypalace.omgforum.net/jokez-f7/a-blone-ice-fishing-t18.htm http://photographypalace.omgforum.net/jokez-f7/rowing-your-boat-t17.htm Chassy♥-Admin Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.

The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"

To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."]]> Jokez Fri, 14 Nov 2008 22:00:32 GMT http://photographypalace.omgforum.net/jokez-f7/rowing-your-boat-t17.htm#18 http://photographypalace.omgforum.net/jokez-f7/rowing-your-boat-t17.htm http://photographypalace.omgforum.net/jokez-f7/blonde-car-accident-t16.htm Chassy♥-Admin One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car. He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle. Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires. The blonde started laughing. This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield. This time the blonde laughed even harder. Livid, ... Jokez Fri, 14 Nov 2008 21:59:47 GMT http://photographypalace.omgforum.net/jokez-f7/blonde-car-accident-t16.htm#17 http://photographypalace.omgforum.net/jokez-f7/blonde-car-accident-t16.htm http://photographypalace.omgforum.net/jokez-f7/are-you-really-sure-t15.htm Chassy♥-Admin A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?" In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something." Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you ... Jokez Fri, 14 Nov 2008 21:59:05 GMT http://photographypalace.omgforum.net/jokez-f7/are-you-really-sure-t15.htm#16 http://photographypalace.omgforum.net/jokez-f7/are-you-really-sure-t15.htm http://photographypalace.omgforum.net/jokez-f7/i-want-to-buy-that-t14.htm Chassy♥-Admin A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner. The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black. The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes. Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red. Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different ... Jokez Fri, 14 Nov 2008 21:57:16 GMT http://photographypalace.omgforum.net/jokez-f7/i-want-to-buy-that-t14.htm#15 http://photographypalace.omgforum.net/jokez-f7/i-want-to-buy-that-t14.htm